Malcolm van Delst stands out as a lazy writer in a profession notorious for idlers and bums. She crowd-sourced this bio. She is a former lady who codes, a sometime bitcoin miner fond of get-rich-quick schemes and has a knack for dramatifying.
She grew up in Chesterville, Ontario, Canada, the second of six children to Dutch immigrant dairy farmers. She now lives in Vancouver. She would never use the upside down facelift technique in a photo.